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Autentyczne fragmenty z historii chorób (pisane przez lekarzy)
  • Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  • She has no rigors or shaking chills,
    but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
  • The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
  • Dishcharge Status: Alive, but without permission.
  • Healthly appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  • The patient refused an autopsy.
  • The patieny has no past history of suicides.
  • Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
  • Since she cannot get pregnant with her husband,
    I thought you might like to work her up.
  • She is numb from her toes down.
  • While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  • Rectal exam revealed a normal sized thyroid.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
  • Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus-sized.
  • Skin: Samewhat pale but present.
  • Patient was seen in a consultation by Dr Blank,
    who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree.
  • Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Nadesłał dr Andrzej Dobosiewicz. Serdecznie dziękuję.

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